pewe
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| posted on 4/8/08 at 08:59 AM |
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The Winalot diet....
A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue at Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been
sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
Cheers, Pewe 
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DIY Si
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| posted on 4/8/08 at 05:45 PM |
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Still good the 30th time around! 
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clairetoo
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| posted on 4/8/08 at 06:24 PM |
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The old one's are always worth another read
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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carpmart
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| posted on 5/8/08 at 01:45 PM |
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very very old but still made me smile!
You only live once - make the most of it!
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