Translation - helpful to all men
Not sure if this has been posted before but hope its of help to a few of you out there. Its oh so very true though!! 
Translation
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing'
usually end in 'fine'.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to no. 3 for the meaning of
'nothing'.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'..... that
will bring on a 'whatever' .
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I'll get it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to
no. 3.
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