The priest
The priest in a small Irish village, loved the chicken’s he kept in a coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the bird’s and discovered the cock was missing. He knew about the c**k fight’s in the village, so he
decided to question his parishioner’s in church.
During mass he asked his congregation, “Has anybody got a c**k?” All the men stood up.
“No, no, no, that wasn’t what I meant.”
“Has anybody seen a c**k?” All the women stood up.
“No, no, no, that wasn’t what I meant either.”
“What I really meant was, has anybody seen a c**k that doesn’t belong to them?”
Half the women stood up.
“No, no, no, that wasn’t what I really meant. What I really mean is, has anybody seen my c**k?” Sixteen Altar boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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posted on 11/7/08 at 10:31 AM
