Gav
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 posted on 21/4/07 at 08:35 PM |
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Pilots
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous
laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously
around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at
the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the
plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh alittle sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're all gonna die."
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Peteff
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| posted on 21/4/07 at 10:51 PM |
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Ace!
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Fozzie
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| posted on 21/4/07 at 11:06 PM |
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Excellent!
Fozzie 
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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