donut
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| posted on 9/2/07 at 09:48 PM |
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No Speaka De English!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one last a time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we
don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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steve m
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| posted on 10/2/07 at 08:33 AM |
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I owe you £5
steve
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cossiebri
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| posted on 10/2/07 at 10:10 AM |
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If it doesn't fit MODIFY it!!
Cheers BriF
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milson
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| posted on 11/2/07 at 07:09 PM |
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me too
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