ed1max
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| posted on 18/12/10 at 01:12 PM |
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The quality of life!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence: No Christmas, No television, No nude women, No football, No pork chops, No hotdogs, No burgers, No beer, No bacon,
Rags for clothes, Towels for hats, Constant wailing from someone in a tower, More than one wife, More than one mother in law, You can't shave,
Your wife can't shave, You can't wash off the smell of donkey, You wipe your arse with your hand, You cook over burning camel shit, Your
wife is picked by someone else, Your wife smells worse than your donkey,
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 18/12/10 at 08:18 PM |
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I heard something about getting 72 virgins... I wonder if they have Dungeons and Dragons in muslim countries cos the players are the only virgins!
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Rod Ends
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 posted on 18/12/10 at 08:23 PM |
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It's RAISINS not virgins!
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Paul TigerB6
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| posted on 19/12/10 at 10:06 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Ninehigh
I heard something about getting 72 virgins... I wonder if they have Dungeons and Dragons in muslim countries cos the players are the only virgins!
Show them all a picture of Susan Boyle as an example of a virgin - they wouldnt be so damn quick to blow themselves up then!!
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CRAIGR
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| posted on 19/12/10 at 11:03 AM |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q51hVC0Lgwg 
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Benzine
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| posted on 19/12/10 at 01:20 PM |
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The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make
it moral.
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