mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 23/9/10 at 09:50 PM |
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Teaching the natives English
A priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he
realized that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, ‘This is a tree.’
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, ‘Tree.’
The priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, ‘This is a rock.’
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, ‘Rock.’
The priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he heard a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The priest is really flustered and quickly responds, ‘Man riding a bike.’
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he had spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how
could he kill these people in cold blood that way ?
The chief replied, "My bike" .
Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads and be darn careful when riding someone else’s bicycle.
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violentblue
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| posted on 24/9/10 at 03:28 AM |
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I thought it was called mowing the neighbors lawn.
a few pics of my other projects
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 28/9/10 at 09:30 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by violentblue
I thought it was called mowing the neighbors lawn.
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