Update to Security Threat Levels
Update to Security Threat Levels
Reports indicate that the English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from
"Miffed"to "Peeved".
Soon though security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated", or even "A Bit Cross".
Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross"since the Blitz in 1940, when tea
supplies almost ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance".The last time the British issued a "Bloody
Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two
higher levels in France are "Surrender", and "Collaborate".
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military
capability.
It is not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations", and "Change
Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two
higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour", and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried
about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.The Spanish are all excited to see
their new submarines ready to deploy.These beautifully designed subs have
glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy.
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