coozer
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 posted on 22/5/09 at 07:49 AM |
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Friday Funny
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of
Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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iank
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 08:10 AM |
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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carpmart
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 10:57 AM |
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You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 01:40 PM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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GeorgeM
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 04:37 PM |
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keep it up!
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MikeR
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 05:16 PM |
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I work for a drugs wholesaler ...... so you can imagine the jokes when we first started shipping the stuff....
we could only discuss Viagra in matters arising, we had problems getting the drugs out of the automatic dispensers as they where a bit stiff etc etc.
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pgtips
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 08:18 PM |
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 22/5/09 at 10:05 PM |
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Good job it's coming in liquid form, I couldn't swallow the tablets quick enough and got a stiff neck!
I'll get me coat..
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