chris_smith
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 posted on 9/1/09 at 04:13 PM |
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these made me laugh
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's
details;' or putting it another way....Who's yo Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise.
7. I am chinese and do not know who the father of my child was as all English look the same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him,can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at
the same time....well, I don't have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordo Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If
I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St , mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
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carpmart
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| posted on 9/1/09 at 05:50 PM |
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quote:
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
This one had me chuckling away for a good while!
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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focijohn
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| posted on 9/1/09 at 07:17 PM |
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rofl.... but at the same time slightly worrying
Anyone going slower than you is an idiot. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Too many targets but too few bullets.
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Peteff
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| posted on 10/1/09 at 06:01 PM |
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So many idiots, so little time
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Simon
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| posted on 12/1/09 at 11:45 PM |
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Reminds me of a story years ago in MCN about a hospital asking a mother for child's father's name and address which she didn't
know.
How about a description. She couldn't provide that either because
"He still had his crash helmet on"
ATB
Simon
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