Confused but excited.
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| posted on 13/12/08 at 01:55 PM |
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Not PC
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care...
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'.
Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is now being shown 5
times a week.
They were however typed on one. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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clairetoo
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| posted on 13/12/08 at 05:20 PM |
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Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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focijohn
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| posted on 17/12/08 at 06:25 PM |
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nice too see that someone else isn't too uptight. Seems to be a dieing quality these days.
Anyone going slower than you is an idiot. Anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Too many targets but too few bullets.
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 18/12/08 at 07:24 AM |
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Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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carpmart
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| posted on 18/12/08 at 07:40 AM |
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You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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