Macbeast
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| posted on 9/7/08 at 05:57 PM |
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What goes - "Now you see me, now you don't " ?
A nun on a pedestrian crossing.
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DarrenW
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| posted on 9/7/08 at 08:08 PM |
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A piece of string walks into a bar.
Bar man asks - "Are you a pice of string?"
String replies - "no, im afraid knot"
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DarrenW
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| posted on 9/7/08 at 08:09 PM |
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Why did the Banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasnt peeling well!!!!!
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b16mts
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| posted on 13/7/08 at 06:03 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JUD
OK - one dad joke where the kids are a little older...
What do you call a man with no arms or legs who can swim the English Channel?
Clever Dick....
Sorry...
ok then....
What do you call a man with no arms or legs, and no dick, who can swim the English Channel?
smart arse
[Edited on 13/7/08 by b16mts]
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