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mistergrumpy

posted on 25/4/08 at 10:38 PM Reply With Quote
Penis Thiefs

Thats my excuse too. A sorcerer touched it when I was in a cab and left it that size
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Confused but excited.

posted on 25/4/08 at 11:10 PM Reply With Quote
Welcome to the 21st Century!





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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clairetoo

posted on 26/4/08 at 08:34 AM Reply With Quote
Jeez.............some people will steal anything





Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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rusty nuts

posted on 26/4/08 at 02:10 PM Reply With Quote
Reminds me of a guy I used to know , when asked who he was going to satisfy with that? the reply was "me"
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Peteff

posted on 26/4/08 at 05:03 PM Reply With Quote
I wish he'd sit next to me, I'm fed up of carrying this bl**dy great thing round





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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David Jenkins

posted on 26/4/08 at 05:45 PM Reply With Quote
Reminds me of a colleague who used to complain "I've never had a full erection - every time I got close, I'd pass out from loss of blood pressure!"






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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 29/4/08 at 10:59 PM Reply With Quote
I know of guys with snakes in there stomach.....and theres wards of them.
The sangoma comes round they pay 500 rand and they will be cured.......and sure enough they get cured...... true no bullshit. And this in the nice country where they cut off kids bits to make medicine.

[Edited on 29-4-08 by mangogrooveworkshop]






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