The Cabbie & The Nun
"The Cabbie & The Nun"
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I
don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am And have been a
nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a
nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can
do about that: #1, you have To be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes,
I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you
crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin
and I'm going to a Halloween party!"
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