carpmart
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| posted on 2/4/08 at 08:47 AM |
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Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days.
What is your second request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
'What is your last request?'
The Lone Ranger responds,
'I'd like to speak to my horse,.... alone.'
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says,
Listen very carefully
for.... the.... last.... time,
I said..... 'BRING POSSE'
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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ravingfool
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 posted on 2/4/08 at 05:06 PM |
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OK, no one has said anything to that and I'm shocked and appalled for the lack of any positive comment.
Carpmart, that was fantastic, thank you!
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carpmart
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| posted on 2/4/08 at 09:13 PM |
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Thank you for your kind comments!
quote:
Originally posted by ravingfool
OK, no one has said anything to that and I'm shocked and appalled for the lack of any positive comment.
Carpmart, that was fantastic, thank you!
You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 2/4/08 at 11:59 PM |
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I stopped reading it when the lone ranger took the horse into the tent...
OMG Nooo!  sick! This isn't work safe 
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 3/4/08 at 12:57 PM |
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ROFLMAO Brilliant!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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