old age 2
95 year old Albert has played golf every day since he retired 25 years ago.
One day he comes home and says to his wife " That's the last round of golf I'm gonna play. I can't see the ball when I drive
off"
His wife replies "Ask your brother to go with you, he has excellent sight"
"He's a hundred years old, he'll be useless"
"Just try" she says
So they go for a round.
Albert takes his stance and fires a ripper straight up the middle of the fairway.
"Did you see it go?" asks Albert
"Sure did" replies his brother
"So where did it land?"
"I'm damned if I can remember........................................."
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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