donut
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| posted on 7/3/08 at 06:23 PM |
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Two women were playing golf.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The doris rushed
down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed
her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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carpmart
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| posted on 7/3/08 at 07:04 PM |
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You only live once - make the most of it!
Radical Clubsport, Kwaker motor
'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack 
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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Simon
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| posted on 8/3/08 at 07:46 PM |
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I like that
ATB
Simon
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 9/3/08 at 08:30 AM |
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Thats great.
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