GeoffT
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| posted on 27/2/08 at 09:47 AM |
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Dementia test
I knew I was stupid, but I never realised how stupid........
Test for Dementia
Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately
. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.Maybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!
PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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DarrenW
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| posted on 27/2/08 at 10:15 AM |
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Ref the race Q - in some races, if you overtake the last person you are first.
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iank
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| posted on 27/2/08 at 10:22 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Ref the race Q - in some races, if you overtake the last person you are first.
<pedant> Actually you can overtake the last person if you are in any position except last. </pedant>
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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DarrenW
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| posted on 27/2/08 at 10:46 AM |
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Very true indeed, i maybe should have said if you are the first person to pass that last person you will be first.
Well spotted Ian.
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pjavon
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| posted on 27/2/08 at 10:39 PM |
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God i'm thick as sh@t
Always keep a big hammer and a condom in your toolbox, if you can't fix it with the hammer
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