The Soldier and the Nun:
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I
hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, Sister, have you seen a "soldier? The nun replied, "He went that
way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want
to go to Iraq "
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great
pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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