RazMan
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| posted on 8/5/07 at 09:23 PM |
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Wine vs Water
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, water-drinkers are consuming one kilo of poop each year.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is better to drink wine and talk poo than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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flak monkey
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| posted on 8/5/07 at 09:24 PM |
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I like that one, not that I need an excuse to demolish a bottle of JD or single malt
[Edited on 8/5/07 by flak monkey]
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DIY Si
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| posted on 8/5/07 at 09:36 PM |
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Agreed. I don't normall need an excuse, but that one should do nicely when I do! 
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 8/5/07 at 10:19 PM |
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When I get drunk, I fall asleep.
When I am asleep, I do no evil.
If I do no evil, I will go to heaven.
Ergo; getting permanently p1ssed is the easiest way to heaven.
HALLELUYAH BROTHERS!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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DIY Si
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| posted on 8/5/07 at 10:40 PM |
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I don't know, I've been told I vent a fair bit of evil after a night on the ale/guiness!! 
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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