Hellfire
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 posted on 18/4/07 at 07:44 PM |
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Dog Food Diet
I was in Tesco the other day......
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is that you fill up your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my bits and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?? 
Phil
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trogdor
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| posted on 19/4/07 at 08:36 AM |
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man i don't think i have ever tried not to laugh so much!
am at uni in a crowded pc room and it looks wierd laughing at your dissertation....
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Jasper
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| posted on 20/4/07 at 01:08 PM |
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That's very very funny ......
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