Scotty
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 posted on 29/3/07 at 02:01 PM |
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Be the Man of the House!
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled; "You can be He...... Man of Your House." He stormed out to his wife in the
kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, " The funeral director would be my first guess."
PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!
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jacko
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| posted on 29/3/07 at 05:56 PM |
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pjavon
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| posted on 29/3/07 at 08:52 PM |
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lol Mmm think we all know how true that is
Always keep a big hammer and a condom in your toolbox, if you can't fix it with the hammer
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