Confused but excited.
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| posted on 16/3/07 at 12:12 PM |
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You are what you eat!
A man killed a deer and took it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decided that they wouldn’t tell the kids what kind of meat it was, but
would give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"
The little girl screamed; "Don't eat it.... it's a f*cking arsehole!!!!!!!!”
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 16/3/07 at 12:53 PM |
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it's an old one but still makes me laugh
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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donut
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| posted on 16/3/07 at 02:08 PM |
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nice one!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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