smouldin
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| posted on 7/3/07 at 01:13 PM |
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First post funny
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the
doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week
and my fiancee is still a virgin." The doc said, "I'll have to put your
penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay
next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little
4-sided splint, held together with surgical wire. It was an impressive
work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry
and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse
to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw
them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these
breasts."
He pulls down his pants, whips out his splinted cock and says, "Look at
this beauty, it's still in the CRATE!"
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G.Man
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| posted on 7/3/07 at 01:38 PM |
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lol
Opinions are like backsides..
Everyone has one, nobody wants to hear it and only other peoples stink!
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andyps
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| posted on 7/3/07 at 01:48 PM |
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Welcome to the site smouldin.
Andy
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less
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Guinness
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| posted on 7/3/07 at 08:56 PM |
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Welcome
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OX
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| posted on 7/3/07 at 09:57 PM |
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LOL welcome
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 7/3/07 at 11:39 PM |
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Superb!
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 8/3/07 at 12:11 AM |
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Well, you'll fit right in.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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