theconrodkid
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| posted on 1/3/07 at 04:10 PM |
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so this..........
geezer is involved in an accident with a threshing machine.
he wakes up in hospital and asks a doctor what happened?
the doc replied that his left arm was severed but they managed to sew it back on,his right leg was mashed to a pulp but they made a new one from
carbon fiber and his head was caved in but they managed to repair it,he was mightily relived by the fact he was alive and his private health care was
paying.
the doc went on to say that his dick had also been mashed but healthcare wouldnt pay for that.
doc says that for $2000 he can have a 4" one or $10000 he can have a 12" one,he decides to have a chat with his wife.
on the docs return he ask,s if he had decided,the man replied they were having a new kitchen
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 1/3/07 at 07:07 PM |
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Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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