Valentines day gifts (bad language!!)
A man goes into his local bar, and see's an old friend.
After a chat, finding that this man has worked himself up from rags to riches, he asks what he bought his wife for valentines.
"a BMW and a Diamond ring" he replies.
He says thats its an exceptional gift, but odd, he asks what the idea was.
he replies "well its logical really, if she doesnt like the ring, she can use the car to return it"
"ah" he answers, "thats is a good idea".
The rich friend asks back, "and what did you get?"
" oh, some slippers and a dildo".
The rich man seems confused, so asks why.
" its logical really, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F@#K herself!" he replied.
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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posted on 20/2/07 at 04:51 PM
