£800
Bloke comes home from the pub to find his wife packing a suitcase
" where the fook you going ? " He says
" i got told women get paid £400 a time in London to shag men as often as i shag you " She replies
Husband grabs a suitcase and starts packing himself
" What you doing ? " Wife asks
" Coming with you" he says , " to see how you survive on £800 a year ! "
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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posted on 13/2/07 at 07:57 AM
