Rubbing her the right way!!!
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mum's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need
a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I
need a bike!"
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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posted on 12/2/07 at 07:32 PM
