robinbastd
|
| posted on 8/2/07 at 10:18 PM |
|
|
Age
It was the over 60s night at the bingo hall and three chaps were talking in the queue.
"Man, I hate being 60," said one.
"Why?" asked the man in front.
"I've just turned 60 and it is just the worst age to be," said the first man.
"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the second man. "I'm 70, and when you get to my age you don't have a bowel movement any
more. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
"Actually," said the third man, "I'm 80 and I think you'll find that 80 is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" asked the 70-year old.
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at
6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
|
|
|
|
|
donut
|
| posted on 9/2/07 at 09:37 AM |
|
|
boom tshhhhhh
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
|
|
|
|
