Great Blond joke!
>A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a fit blonde in Economy Class
>gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
>The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
>She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that
>she will have to go and sit in the back.
>The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
>and I'm staying right here!'
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
>co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who
>belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
>The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
>she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and
>she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
>The blonde replies, Im blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
>and I'm staying right here!'
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he
>probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
>blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
>The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to
>a blonde, and I speak 'blonde'!"
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm
>sorry I had no idea.", then she gets up and moves back to her seat in
>the Economy section.
>The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
>to make her move without any fuss.
>
>The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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