Scotty
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| posted on 23/1/07 at 12:59 PM |
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birth control
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go
home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand...
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, most of wales and anywhere in scotland.
PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!
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macnab
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| posted on 24/1/07 at 09:10 AM |
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graememk
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| posted on 24/1/07 at 09:57 AM |
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lol
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macnab
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| posted on 24/1/07 at 11:19 AM |
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Eddie NO don't try it!!!
 
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 24/1/07 at 01:49 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ScottyThis procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, most of wales and anywhere in scotland.
Oi! Less of the cheek towards Birmingham, tis a perfectly nice area! (well, most of it...)
Nice joke though
Pete
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 24/1/07 at 02:00 PM |
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Last time I heard that joke, it was "hillbilly birth control".
Still, the old ones are best - you know when to groan!
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