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Scotty

posted on 20/1/07 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
Two men ....

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."





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DIY Si

posted on 20/1/07 at 03:02 PM Reply With Quote






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posted on 20/1/07 at 09:49 PM Reply With Quote

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