woodster
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| posted on 1/12/11 at 12:28 PM |
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Beer
it made me laugh  
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jwBw_oJ_ZhLf0WZHdPM-Y9uxm-nw?docId=N0189641322733423260A
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Alfa145
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| posted on 1/12/11 at 02:26 PM |
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Best rename all the clothing items too as the word "Jumper" might offend. They shall therfore be known as "Pull-Overs"...
...err damn, that might offend people that get pulled over by the police....any ideas of a non offence name for the old jumper/pull over? 
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woodster
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| posted on 1/12/11 at 03:43 PM |
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now with a pic of a bloke whos wife jumped off and hes holding a bottle of said beer to celebrate
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/slideshow/ALeqM5jwBw_oJ_ZhLf0WZHdPM-Y9uxm-nw?docId=N0189641322733423260A&index=0
[Edited on 1/12/11 by woodster]
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Macbeast
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 05:36 PM |
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" Sweater " - boring and therefore non-offensive.
Except for Tony Blair, of course
I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 07:26 PM |
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I'm actually more offended by "Legless Rambler" seeing as the countryside is SOOO not wheelchair friendly!
Yeah not really they could have called it "drink this and you're a c**t" for all I care
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 07:32 PM |
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And they are saying they think you are pi55ed!
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Alfa145
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 07:34 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
" Sweater " - boring and therefore non-offensive.
Except for Tony Blair, of course
That would be too offensive to people who have a sweating disorder, try again :p
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 07:39 PM |
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Professional offence takers at work again, perhaps they should take a running.........oops!
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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ReMan
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 09:38 PM |
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In front of their familys
www.plusnine.co.uk
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 09:47 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ReMan
In front of their familys
LOL - But exactly the same twisted forces at work
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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LBMEFM
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| posted on 3/12/11 at 11:28 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Alfa145
quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
" Sweater " - boring and therefore non-offensive.
Except for Tony Blair, of course
That would be too offensive to people who have a sweating disorder, try again :p
How about Wooly 
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 4/12/11 at 02:03 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by LBMEFM
quote:
Originally posted by Alfa145
quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
" Sweater " - boring and therefore non-offensive.
Except for Tony Blair, of course
That would be too offensive to people who have a sweating disorder, try again :p
How about Wooly
Offensive to the Welsh...
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Macbeast
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| posted on 4/12/11 at 07:44 AM |
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Wooly ?
Offensve to us oldies.
I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.
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AndyW
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| posted on 7/12/11 at 06:45 PM |
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I would ask him how did his wife come to die at the cliffs? Maybe she was fed up with his miserable constant moaning about everything. Or in fact he
brought her a jumper and she mis understood the meaning...............
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