Confused but excited.
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| posted on 16/3/11 at 03:39 PM |
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Come'ere there's more
I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life, Just kept going on and on
about a huge rave.
Is it just me, or does anyone see the irony in the fact that the nuclear reactors in Japan are exploding due to lack of water?
"Japan earthquake: nuclear disaster fears as reactor overheats". Well if any country knows how to handle a nuclear disaster, it's
Japan.
I recently opened a cafe in Japan, it's started out a bit shaky but people are slowly drifting in.
It's said that dogs can sense when an earthquake is about too hit. Unfortunately for the Japanese they've f***ing eaten them all.
Earthquake hits Japan; this must be a real eye opener for them.
I see they're going to make a film about the tsunami in Japan - they're going to call it 'Need for a Speedboat: Tokyo's
Adrift''
Now I know the Japanese are notorious for their crazy gameshows, but their version of Total Wipeout just takes the piss.
RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet
The problem for the Japanese was that they could see how wide the wave was, but not how high...
Now I've done them all, you can all feel superior and say how disgraceful I am. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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eddie99
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| posted on 16/3/11 at 03:40 PM |
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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day... Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea
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Yazza54
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| posted on 16/3/11 at 03:50 PM |
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How do you spot a Japanese prostitute?
She's the one in the fishnets
I'm unhappy cos I eat and I eat cos I'm unhappy
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slingshot2000
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| posted on 16/3/11 at 04:20 PM |
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Japanese team have arrived 6months early for the annual Penzance sufing championship !
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eddie99
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| posted on 16/3/11 at 08:58 PM |
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Ellen Macarthur is said to be gutted after her round the world record was broken last week by a japanese waiter on a coffee table
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mad-butcher
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| posted on 17/3/11 at 08:51 PM |
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No more jokes about the Japanese earthquake please. a friend of mine died there. RIP. So Kin Wet
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loggyboy
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| posted on 17/3/11 at 09:15 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Confused but excited.
RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet
quote:
Originally posted by mad-butcher
No more jokes about the Japanese earthquake please. a friend of mine died there. RIP. So Kin Wet
Maybe read all the OP jokes first? 
[Edited on 17/3/11 by loggyboy]
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mrwibble
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| posted on 17/3/11 at 09:22 PM |
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and they don't like me talking about drugged driving, wtf....
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prawnabie
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| posted on 17/3/11 at 09:33 PM |
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Give it up
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McLannahan
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| posted on 17/3/11 at 09:35 PM |
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Don't find any of this amusing, sorry. There's been so much tragedy out there and I just seems to get worse and worse for the Japanese.
My thoughts are with all those suffering over there and I do hope things improve quickly over there.
Michael
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daviep
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| posted on 17/3/11 at 09:46 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mrwibble
and they don't like me talking about drugged driving, wtf....
Yeah ain't life funny, yesterday you appealled to everyone to stop bringing up the drug driving thread and then you brought it up again
yourself???
“A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.”
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 23/3/11 at 01:39 AM |
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Aargh! I look at this thread and half my toolbar turns Japanese!
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Badger_McLetcher
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| posted on 23/3/11 at 01:45 AM |
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TBH if you don't like the jokes, don't read them.
Whilst they may seem callous and careless to some, it's just a way of coping and saying "Life goes on".
If disfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of genius.
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