RazMan
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| posted on 3/12/10 at 08:49 AM |
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Christmas Cake Recipe
Now that December is here - just for those of you who can't remember last year's cake recipe.
Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample
the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
Go to Tesco and buy cake.
Bingle Jells R x
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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coozer
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| posted on 3/12/10 at 11:40 AM |
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Too late to be making Xmas cakes, not enough time for them to mature!
Unless its for next year?
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Angel Acevedo
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| posted on 4/12/10 at 12:03 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by coozer
Too late to be making Xmas cakes, not enough time for them to mature!
Unless its for next year?
I think you missed the (Before the last??) sentence....
Beware of what you wish.. for it may come true....
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