Daft joke
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big
white horse outside?
"The Lone Ranger said, "I do, Why?"
The cowboy said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is just
about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was about to
die from heat exhaustion.The Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was
starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "I want you to run around Silver
and see if you can create enough of a breeze to help cool him down"
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and began running
circles around Silver.
Unable to do anything except wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to
finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy strutted into the bar and asked, "Who owns
that big white horse out side?"The Lone Ranger stoond and replied, "I do,
what's wrong with him this time?
The cowboy looked him in the eye and said,..! .
(...I JUST LOVE THIS...)
Scroll down.......
Keep going......
your almost there.......
"Nothing,' but you left your Injun running.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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