DarrenW
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 10:28 AM |
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The Zoo Keeper
The Zoo Keeper
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps
out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the
fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He
hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the
spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 02:43 PM |
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ROFLMAO 
Absolute classic.
Don't you just love daft jokes?
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Jasper
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 03:29 PM |
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Excellent 
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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omega0684
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 03:52 PM |
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put a big smile on my face
[Edited on 15/5/09 by omega0684]
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Peteff
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| posted on 15/5/09 at 06:23 PM |
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He scared all the birds to death in the aviary and they had finch and chimps and mushy bees when I heard it
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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