dogwood
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| posted on 16/2/09 at 06:40 PM |
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I'm going deeef... I hope!!
I think my wife just said she turning into a "Remote controlled sauage"
I know I'm going deaf...
But I'm frightened to ask her to repeat it incase that IS what she said....
David ...A Wot Pardon!!!
FREE THE ROADSTER ONE…!!
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DarrenW
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| posted on 16/2/09 at 10:51 PM |
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You heard your wife! WOW. Do they all indulge in the surreal comments....?
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dogwood
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| posted on 17/2/09 at 08:42 AM |
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That's what I'm worried about....
FREE THE ROADSTER ONE…!!
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DarrenW
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 04:19 PM |
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In a slightly related note - does everyone elses wife etc insist on starting a conversation when you are reading something then go mad when you havent
been listening properly, or stop them to say you are reading and they are being rude!
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Peteff
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 06:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
In a slightly related note - does everyone elses wife etc insist on starting a conversation when you are reading something then go mad when you havent
been listening properly, or stop them to say you are reading and they are being rude!
You have much to learn grasshopper 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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dogwood
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 07:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
In a slightly related note - does everyone elses wife etc insist on starting a conversation when you are reading something then go mad when you havent
been listening properly, or stop them to say you are reading and they are being rude!
You have much to learn grasshopper
30 plus years together, and I still get it wrong.
Yes dear...No dear....Of course dear....
YES??????????
er um erm.....I mean "No dear"
FREE THE ROADSTER ONE…!!
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 07:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
In a slightly related note - does everyone elses wife etc insist on starting a conversation when you are reading something then go mad when you havent
been listening properly, or stop them to say you are reading and they are being rude!
My wife starts conversations when she's 2 rooms away, and THEN accuses me of not listening.
Now I just say "I can't hear you" in a normal voice, and when she says "pardon" I reply with "exactly".
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 08:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
My wife starts conversations when she's 2 rooms away, and THEN accuses me of not listening.
At least you get the accusation at the same time she's speaking to you, I get blamed for not listening to stuff she has apparently told me days
ago.
The human brain is remarkably good at filtering out extraneous sounds that contain no information such as white noise and wives 
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 08:22 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeRJ
At least you get the accusation at the same time she's speaking to you, I get blamed for not listening to stuff she has apparently told me days
ago.
My usual reply to that is "was I in the room when you told me?"
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dogwood
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| posted on 18/2/09 at 09:06 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
My usual reply to that is "was I in the room when you told me?"
Yea I know that one...
I do the "was I in the same country"..
(check out my location)
Do you have the "You never listen to a word I say, you are always on that bloody forum"........
U Hu !! Yes Dear..
David
FREE THE ROADSTER ONE…!!
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RK
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| posted on 19/2/09 at 01:59 PM |
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"If a man speaks in the forest, and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
"Yes, because it's fundamental"
Guess what sex made that last one up?
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 19/2/09 at 02:21 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by RK
"If a man speaks in the forest, and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
"Yes, of course he is!" - according to a (female) neighbour of mine...
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Hellfire
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| posted on 21/2/09 at 08:56 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by RK
"If a man speaks in the forest, and nobody is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
"Yes, because it's fundamental"
Guess what sex made that last one up?
Is that a trick question? FUN do MENTAL...
Steve
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