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| posted on 10/2/09 at 05:32 PM |
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One Stop Shopping
I've come to the conclusion that One Stop Shopping is not all it's cracked up to be. 
Called in at Tesco yesterday to get the wife a wedding anniversary card.
Wrote it late last night and left it on the mantelpiece so she would spot it when she got up this morning to make the tea.
"Why does it smell of diesel she asked?"
Bu**er!
I suppose I'll be in trouble again tomorrow as it's her birthday, and I bought the cards at the same time.
And there's another thing. Why can't you get a card with "Happy Birthday and Anniversary" on?
Makes sense to me.
ATB
Paul G
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Meeerrrk
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| posted on 10/2/09 at 05:42 PM |
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quote:
And there's another thing. Why can't you get a card with "Happy Birthday and Anniversary" on?
good point, or valentines and anniversary, as I’m sure a lot of people in the world got together on valentines day! LOL
Mark
For Sale : 2008 Aries/Stuart Taylor Motorsport Locoblade (954 Blade)
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RoadkillUK
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| posted on 10/2/09 at 08:17 PM |
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The missus and her mum share the same birthday, I wonder if there's a card for that?
Roadkill - Lee
www.bradford7.co.uk
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chrisg
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| posted on 10/2/09 at 08:33 PM |
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I've been looking everywhere for a "sorry I gave you the clap" card, could I find one.......?
Cheers
Chris
(BTW I need about a dozen if you see one....)
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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NigeEss
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| posted on 10/2/09 at 08:46 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
I've been looking everywhere for a "sorry I gave you the clap" card, could I find one.......?
Cheers
Chris
(BTW I need about a dozen if you see one....)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 10/2/09 at 08:49 PM |
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Chris, try looking here: http://www.someecards.com/usercards/public/apology_collection
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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chrisg
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| posted on 10/2/09 at 09:11 PM |
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Perfect!!!
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Meeerrrk
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LOL
For Sale : 2008 Aries/Stuart Taylor Motorsport Locoblade (954 Blade)
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/2/09 at 10:09 AM |
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I can just imagine the verse inside.
I know it was a quickie,
It only took a minute,
And I'm sorry for the end result,
I'll see you down the clinic.
I so enjoyed the evening,
It really was such bliss,
It ended with such passion,
Much more than a kiss,
But now I have a problem,
And it's stinging when I p!ss.
[Edited on 11/2/09 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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iank
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| posted on 11/2/09 at 10:48 AM |
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brilliant
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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