^^^ it's probably an anagram of tosser.

At least it's not

Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel

(Sorry - old Monty Python reference...)

[Edited on 4/11/08 by David Jenkins]

Captain Fantastic. Always a winner at Job Interviews I should think. A bit like someone called Pete O'Foyle applying for a job at an Irish nursery school.

"I noticed you were going rather quickly, sir, can I have your name?"

"Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined!", but by friends call me Captain Fantastic...

"Well it was going to be a warning, but since you're taking that attitude..."

"In New Zealand again, last year a couple was banned from naming their baby 4Real, so they chose Superman instead.
"

The kid is going to suffer I reckon.

Wonder if you tried to name your child 7, Caterham would try and sue you?

Nah, just say your a fan of Star Trek Voyager and their pet Borg....



ATB

Simon