The priest in a small Irish village, loved the chicken’s he kept in a coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the bird’s and discovered the cock was missing. He knew about the c**k fight’s in the village, so he decided to question his parishioner’s in church.

During mass he asked his congregation, “Has anybody got a c**k?” All the men stood up.

“No, no, no, that wasn’t what I meant.”

“Has anybody seen a c**k?” All the women stood up.

“No, no, no, that wasn’t what I meant either.”

“What I really meant was, has anybody seen a c**k that doesn’t belong to them?”
Half the women stood up.

“No, no, no, that wasn’t what I really meant. What I really mean is, has anybody seen my c**k?” Sixteen Altar boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.

reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist so funny