Thats my excuse too. A sorcerer touched it when I was in a cab and left it that size
Here

Welcome to the 21st Century!

Jeez.............some people will steal anything

Reminds me of a guy I used to know , when asked who he was going to satisfy with that? the reply was "me"

I wish he'd sit next to me, I'm fed up of carrying this bl**dy great thing round

Reminds me of a colleague who used to complain "I've never had a full erection - every time I got close, I'd pass out from loss of blood pressure!"

I know of guys with snakes in there stomach.....and theres wards of them.
The sangoma comes round they pay 500 rand and they will be cured.......and sure enough they get cured...... true no bullshit. And this in the nice country where they cut off kids bits to make medicine.

[Edited on 29-4-08 by mangogrooveworkshop]