Just then a guy gets on with a dog and sits beside her. Of course she asks why he has a dog and that dogs arent allowed on aircraft. He simply replies that he has special permission.
Captain makes announcements, safety briefs are done etc and plane takes of. After their meal the dog goes to front of aircraft, has a look about and comes back. He then pulls on the mans sleeve. Woman enquires what he is doing and the guy simply say there is a woman, front row, middle seat carrying cocaine.
A little while later dogs walks to back of plane, sniffs about then comes back. This time pulls on the guys trouser leg. Woman again asks what the dog is doing. This time there is a guy at the back of the plane carrying heroin. The guy asures the woman that they will be picked up when they land and will be dealt with.
Later after thay have drinks the dog once again goes off for a wander. This time it hurriedly comes back to the guy, turns round and round and does a massive dump in the middle of the aisle. The woman is appauled this time and asks why the dog has done such a thing. This time the guy says there is a person in the middle of the plane with a bomb
