95 year old Albert has played golf every day since he retired 25 years ago.
One day he comes home and says to his wife " That's the last round of golf I'm gonna play. I can't see the ball when I drive off"
His wife replies "Ask your brother to go with you, he has excellent sight"
"He's a hundred years old, he'll be useless"
"Just try" she says

So they go for a round.
Albert takes his stance and fires a ripper straight up the middle of the fairway.
"Did you see it go?" asks Albert
"Sure did" replies his brother
"So where did it land?"



"I'm damned if I can remember........................................."