So my wife, who's not even blond, came out with a classic today....

The phone rings and the following conversation ensues:

'Hello, this is Tracy .... Phones 4 U'

And my wife answers.... in all seriousness .....


'What .... Phones for me!! '

Yeah - really

Classic.

I have a sister who's a dizzy blond bimbo (I mean that in the nicest possible way like )

She said that she would get me some new pots for Christmas for my ceramic hob and after telling her I could not use aluminium pots since it doesn't get hot she goes and get's Pyrex ones instead what a numpty.

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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
I have a sister who's a dizzy blond bimbo (I mean that in the nicest possible way like )

She said that she would get me some new pots for Christmas for my ceramic hob and after telling her I could not use aluminium pots since it doesn't get hot she goes and get's Pyrex ones instead what a numpty.

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I think he's got an induction hob, only works with steel or iron ..... great hobs though, love mine

OK, I give in.

I know that pots are brake caliper cylinders,


but what are "pans" and "hobs"?


Paul G

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's > finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ." he said with a deep sigh,
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Girl I used to work with (blonde, but from a bottle!) asked what shampoo I used.

Me "Head and Shoulders"

Her "But you haven't gor dandruff"

And this was when the ad basically said the same thing.

Another girl I worked with (black hair, but Essex tangerine skin) said her tan wasn't fake, she got it on a sunbed.

ATB

Simon