Lots of good instruction video's here

http://www.waitless.org/

Will be trying turbo park later

Don't forget to check your hair!!

I can't say that my life was so hectic I ever needed a to speed peel a banana

The salt in the ice was a clever idea though

According to their calculator I am going to spend 7 years of my life looking at daft things people have sent me online.

IMHO, time-wasting is an art-form that needs to be developed. Over a long period of time, of course!