An Englishman / Pole / Irish / Cajun / Scotch / (whatever your flavour ........) walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.



He puts the alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons.

'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.



Then the Alligator will close his mouth for one minute........



'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my undercarriage unscathed.

In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'



The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers,

And placed his Bits and Bobs in the alligator's open mouth.......



The alligator closed his mouth

The crowd gasped.

After a minute,The man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.



The Alligator opened his mouth

And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,

And the first of his free drinks were delivered.



The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.




A Blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

'I'll try it







Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'