well this morning set off to the local car boot sale and bought myself a nice steiff teddy bear for 20 quid! bargain!
saw a mate of mine down the pub this afternoon and he offered me 40 quid for it!


problem is now i've got a load of angry muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy bear!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats terrible!!

Terry Wogan show this morning on Radio2!

Choice!

Jasper has probably heard all the teddy bear jokes going

that should be NMS not NWS