One of the best eBay auction descriptions ever!

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http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200157952682

Excellent, the wife was wondering why I was chuckling away to myself

I bet he's a riot down the pub!! Bloody funny

No wonder he can pull such cute chicks!

Listed in category: Cars, Bikes, Boats > Cars > Holden > Rodeo


RARE Holden Rodeo KB27 ute
You dont see these little buggers around much!!!!! Item number: 200157952682

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RARE Holden Rodeo KB27 ute
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Winning bid: AU $580.00
Ended 10-Oct-07 19:57:24 AEST
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Posts to: Australia
Item location: NARACOORTE, South Australia, Australia
History: 10 bids
Winning bidder: jane_renee_2000( 222Feedback score is 100 to 499)
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Starting time: 30-Sep-07 19:57:24 AEST
Starting bid: AU $0.50

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Seller: mouldieoldie51( 233Feedback score is 100 to 499)
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Member: since 19-Aug-06 in Australia
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Item Specifics - Automobiles
Manufacturer:
Holden
Registration Number (if currently registered):
ubc372

Model:
Rodeo
Engine Size:
1.8 litre

Type:
Utility
For Sale by:
Private Seller
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Doors:
2
VIN (Vehicle Identification Number):
--

Date of Manufacture:
1983
Type of Title:
Clear (most titles)

Date of 1st Registration:
--
Engine Number:
--

Colour:
Burgundy, Maroon
Registration Information:
--

Metallic Paint:
Yes
Factory/Aftermarket Warranty:
--

Right-hand drive/Left-hand drive:
Right-hand drive
Transmission:
Manual

Number of Previous Owners:
1
Fuel:
Petrol

Kilometres:
156596
Previously Registered Overseas:
--

Condition:
Used


Options:
AM/FM Stereo, Tow Bar, Cassette Player
Safety Features:
--





Meet 'Rodney' the Rodeo..... Hes up for sale!

Rodney is a cool looking ute and is in need of a loving home. After much agonising and arguements we decided to let him go as the missus wants a bloody-girly-buzzbox-car.

Rodneys naughty stuff:

* He runs but his 3rd cylinder has dropped compression and would need a head and valve grind we believe.
* Rodneys tyres are bald...this is not through flogging him, he hasnt had them changed since 1983!
* There is minor rust in him, mostly in the tub.
* His dash has a little crack on the passanger side
* His paint looks OK, but he hasnt had a respray since he was born.



Rodneys Kick-assness

* Super dark tinted windows only done last year :-)
* Extra long bed/tub
* Tonnau in great nick except for the elastic cord (cheap to fix anyway)
* and OH MY GOD REAR AIR SHOCKS-----LIFT HIM UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!! -------so awesome
* Hes faster than our 94' 4x4 rodeo !
* Clean chrome front bar
* Buggerall Kilometres on the clock - only 156596kms
* Good on petrol - seriously cheap to run
* He has WIKID stained GT racing seat covers
* Middle console in great condition
* Comfy ride
* 5sp manual

This car is sh*thot in putting your girlfriends ex boyfriend in the back under the cover and taking corners hard & fast to make him cry . Makes me wanna keep him just for that :-(

If you have any questions, dont be shy and ask away: we will respond quickly

HES CHEAPER THAN A 'SPECIAL' FRIEND IN BANGKOK* (AND A BETTER RIDE THAN ONE TOO)

*i dont know this from experience, only from what my grandad tells me

If he doesnt sell IM GONNA BURN HIM AND TRY N SCAM INSURANCE. Keep your eyes peeled for me on A Current Affair.......Ill be the dude smiling with the can of petty and the lighter telling the insurance dude it was an accident

On 24-Sep-07 at 12:58:27 AEST, seller added the following information:

OK

Time to get serious.......

Im upping the stakes.......

The highest bidder will be SPOILT with the inclusion of a delighful evening of uno, Bundy rum and Escort blues with my sweet princess , Sheila.

A pic of her is included for your viewing pleasure. Easy tiger ...easy now.



Update: WE GOT F**KED in the A** by some retarded piece of shiz who decided it would be FUN to win Rod and not even CONTACT us at the end of auction.

What a asshat. I hope he gets AIDS after a sweet gang raping oneday. Seriously.

So Rodney is BACK with an even LOWER RESERVE now!

The winner must contact us within a DAY of auction ending.

Mkay? thats not too hard is it :-)



On 01-Oct-07 at 21:06:08 AEST, seller added the following information:

KICK ASS

Rod has hit his reserve already :-)

Yeh, it was only a measly $500 reserve cos missus had fully cracked the shits and wants him OUT .

Shes like "Its me or the car you hairy bastard" and well......... I cant HUMP the car, but Rodney could probably cook a DECENT meal instead of friggen Spaghetti Bol every fricken 2nd day so it was a tough decision.

Car that can potentially cook? or monkey loving with soft human that cant cook to save her life?

Soft human it is :-D





On 02-Oct-07 at 18:03:01 AEST, seller added the following information:

BIDDERS!

Last night, i was thinking.....what else beside an evening with my sex kitten Sheila could help the bidding along?

And it came to me.....offer Dj Scruff with TEH Rodney.

Now Dj Scruff aint actually a Dj, hes a skitzophrenic jack russell with one eye. Hes a violent rapist (a homosexual one) and likes to wee you off on a daily basis with his whinging and grossing you out by biting at his pee-pee while your trying to eat your spag bol at night.



Check out the pic of him and read the text in it...............you'll see there is something special about him that makes his spasticness all worthwhile ...............for drug dealers :-)





On 04-Oct-07 at 18:25:40 AEST, seller added the following information:

Hmmmmmm wtf seriously

Youse dont know this, but LOTSIES of people watching RODNEY ,but alas.. not many bidding

*cough* soft *cough*

Clearly some people dont realise how FULLY SIK La Rodmachine could be......Heres a TASTE of the potential AWESOMES .....











On 05-Oct-07 at 21:44:52 AEST, seller added the following information:

OH NOES

Bidders, I have some devastating news.

Dj Scruff's magic socket is no longer available ZOMGWTFLOLWOBBEGONG

As you can see from the new pics, Sheil's and I were watching the little bastard was trashing his RAD alien toy and later on when we came back in the room he'd SOMEHOW did that to his SOCKET.

How? i dont know, im not a scientist. Maybe someone smart out there knows something .............



On 09-Oct-07 at 12:52:43 AEST, seller added the following information:

SHEILA HAS BEEN GOING OFF LIKE A FART BOMB IN AN OFFICE

Shes not happy, looks like a chick might win Rodney and despite what many think SHEIL'S DOESNT CHEW BOXES and will not share her bundy with another female.

She likes to be the Alpha Female and wants to FLIRT with a male bidder.

My poor sexy girl has been binge eating for the past few days. She calls it 'Emotional Eating', I call it 'Stop stuffing your piehole with treats you fat wench'

(i said it in a sweet comforting way)

Ive added a pic of her eating a cupcake, shes so distraught :-(





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Questions from other members
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: is rodney homosexual 10-Oct-07
A: No, he likes bitches
Q: hey mate, can i have a bit of a tester in the back.... by touching myself indecently while shiela watches?...Does she play the banjo? Or is she willing...more 10-Oct-07
A: May I direct your sexual fantasies to Adult Match Maker.com? there are plenty of freaks for you to do that with. Sheil's gets enough indecent exposure...more
Q: what drugs are u on,must be good shit 10-Oct-07
A: Buckets of green tea with about 3-4 sugars. I smash em. Tis 'good'shit' yes
Q: mate your a f*cking crack up.have you got your own comedy show? if not start one.im watchin rodney so i can keep up with them really f*ckin funny comments,...more 09-Oct-07
A: Yes, my comedy show is my life. All will be revealed near the end of the auction WINKYWINKY
Q: hey mate if you get rid of the ute how will you transport your missus around?? you'll have to get something else with a tray?? freakin funny ad :...more 09-Oct-07
A: We have a horsefloat Thanks for caring :-)
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[Edited on 8-11-07 by mangogrooveworkshop]

well, it's the record for longest ad I've ever checked out.

This one is good too.

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