If you are sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you,
follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start it up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips
like you are praying.

Then click this link.

http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

I heard (TG I think) of someone (famous) who used to fill a sick bag with yoghurt (when no-one was looking).

Then he'd pretend to throw up in said bag and start eating the contents

ATB

Simon